{"id":639,"date":"2011-09-25T12:17:38","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T12:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/?p=639"},"modified":"2011-09-25T13:27:23","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T13:27:23","slug":"from-ipswich-to-ipswich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/?p=639","title":{"rendered":"From Ipswich to Ipswich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And so we had arrived in Brisbane late Sunday night. Lucy was due to begin work with Pet &amp; Vet Springfield Lakes on Monday, at 7am. The drive was half an hour though, plus a half hour contingency, plus getting ready time, equalled a fair 5am start. We found our way to the veterinary practice no trouble; a little place called Springfield Lakes in a town called Ipswich, which I am sure we have heard of somewhere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1888.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-640\" title=\"Ipswich. Population... better since we got rid of the nukes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1888-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1888-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1888-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Content in knowing I was in a Nuclear-free zone, my return drive to the motel was reassuringly radiationless. I got experimental with the route on the way back; I loathe Satnavs and have managed quite well thus far using the highly advanced &#8220;reading signs&#8221; method, so this was all playing rule of thumb. I was here to explore and the result led to an overall greater understanding of the area. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I feel I should mention a few things about driving in Australia at this point. As you may well be aware, they drive on the left as we do in the UK. They also have motorways; but then they also have freeways and highways too. They (sensibly) use kilometres. They have the big 18-wheeler American style trucks. In fact, here is possibly the only place you can expect to be overtaken on a multi-lane carriageway, at national speed limit, by an articulated lorry. And Australian roads, despite being rather gratifying to drive, have a habit of constantly adding a right lane while taking the left one away, all the while reminding you to keep to the left unless overtaking. The result feels a bit like a waiter at a restaurant constantly asking you to move tables, but you&#8217;re enjoying a fantastic steak so you&#8217;re willing to put up with it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1885.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-642\" title=\"You dont want to mess with the big Mack\" src=\"http:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1885-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1885-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.novodantis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/IMG_1885-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I spent most of the daytime during our first working week getting ready to work remotely as a design contractor. The process of setting this up is not the most interesting thing by any stretch of the imagination so I will gloss over it. Suffice to say that it has its tricky parts; which incidentally pale in comparison to the difficulty we&#8217;ve had with the internet. The Sydney hostel, McDonalds Wifi in Ballina &amp; the current Best Western wireless I am using now have all been terrible connections. Since our arrival, in fact, I&#8217;ve yet to experience a connection even as good as the one I left behind in Rapier Street (as anyone that used it would testify, that is quite a statement). The trend so far has been improving, so there&#8217;s hope yet. But right now we&#8217;re down to websites loading every fourth attempt and Skype being connected for no more than three minutes at a time.<\/p>\n<p>You might think I wouldn&#8217;t be fussed being far from the oppressive musty breath of modern telecommunications. Yet in many other ways, I&#8217;m not. The Australians love that tacky mobile crap, particularly the Apple ones, even more than the UK. Perhaps if I go out into the Bush I can be content to be severed from decent internet; but more than likely the mobile rubbish will be out there too.<\/p>\n<p>And so I leave you with an empirical update of my findings thus far:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Number of people that have said <em>G&#8217;Day<\/em> :\u00a0 <strong>1<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Kilometres travelled:\u00a0<strong>1,650<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Free&#8221; internet top-ups*: <strong>3<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Snakes seen: <strong>1<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Dinosaurs spotted: <strong>15**<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Installments of <em>Back to the Future<\/em> watched:<strong> 2<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<pre>(*) Yes, it's free. And yes, for some reason we have to keep getting our account topped up.\r\n(**) The TV advert for Australia's new \"Terra Nova\" series is on A LOT<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And so we had arrived in Brisbane late Sunday night. Lucy was due to begin work with Pet &amp; Vet Springfield Lakes on Monday, at 7am. 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